About Us

Ditch the Ordinary, Ignite the Extraordinary


Forget the cookie-cutter DJ experience. Functions R Us, Glasgow's premier entertainment alchemists, are here to transform your event from "been there, done that" to an unforgettable explosion of music and merriment.

For years, we've been the secret weapon behind countless weddings, corporate shindigs, and private bashes. Our DJs aren't just button pushers; they're seasoned veterans with a sixth sense for reading the crowd. Imagine a dance floor that seamlessly flows from classic anthems that ignite singalongs to electrifying beats that get even the wallflowers grooving. That's the Functions R Us magic.

But wait, there's more! We don't just keep the music flowing; we keep the drinks flowing too! Our exceptional value mobile bar takes the hassle out of event planning. And the best part? We handle all the legalities and licensing paperwork with the local council, so you can focus on the fun, not the fine print.

We don't believe in one-size-fits-all. We take the time to understand your vision, your vibe, your wildest party dreams. Do you envision your fairy-tale wedding with a touch of unexpected 80's flair? A corporate event that breaks the mold with a high-energy mix? We'll craft a customized playlist that reflects your unique style and sets the perfect mood.

Because music is more than just background noise. It's the lifeblood of a celebration. It's the spark that ignites laughter, connection, and memories that last a lifetime. And at Functions R Us, we're passionate about making every event we touch a masterpiece of sound, celebration, and perfectly poured drinks.

So, ditch the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary. Let Functions R Us weave their magic and turn your next event into something truly unforgettable.


Contact us today and let's craft the perfect soundtrack and beverage experience for your next Glasgow bash!

Ready to Party with Functions R Us?

Contact us today to book our premium mobile bar service, expert DJs, and event planning for your next event!